"...Children watched in horror as a Santa Claus collapsed and died as he handed out presents at a Christmas party on Sunday..."
Fortunately some of us have 13 christmas elves to fall back on.
The rest of you will probably have to rely on Tim Allen...
More like this
Thanks largely to the leather canary, I've amassed a surprising number of non-sucky Christmas songs this year.
Possibly related to the last post. The lyrics are original.
(For this, you need to imagine the younger Free-Ride offspring humming in the background as the elder sings.)
I'm beat, and I have a ton of stuff to do today, so here's some seasonally-appropriate filler.