Friday Weird Sex Blogging - I've Been Defeated

I had several ideas for today's edition that I thought were really great, until I saw this. There is nothing I can write today that can get any better. I know when I am outcompeted and I bow to His Tentacled Majesty. I'll try something better next week....

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