A kangaroo bounds round the Australian outback. Every now and then she stops and a little penguin climbs out of the kangaroo's pouch. It looks awfully sick and promptly vomits.
Thousands of miles away in Antarctica, a little kangaroo sits in the snow shivering, crying and mumbling to itself, "Damned #$%^&* student exchange program!"
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Everyone has that "awkward" phase in their youth. It's too bad ours isn't this cute!
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