Entire new continent can emerge from the ocean in the time it takes for a Web page to show up on your screen. Contrary to what you may have heard, the Internet does not operate at the speed of light; it operates at the speed of the DMV.
- Dave Barry
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Two juicy grubs were found wiggling recently in the Chimp Refuge inbox: one on an offensive vanity license plate and the other on severing appendages for the Lord.
tags: Department of Motor Vehicles, DMV,
I first wrote about honey bee colony collapse disorder (CCD) in 2009--
Which is very handy if you are a Department of Motor Vehicles desk clerk who hates Teh Gay. Or a Senator.