Clock Quotes

Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas.

- Johnny Carson

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Remember how David Bellamy claimed that his TV career was ended (something that happened in 1994) because of an article he wrote in 2004? Now
As I went to bed this evening, I turned on the TV to watch a little bit before I fell asleep and found out that Johnny Carson had died. I could not turn it off, as I watched clips of his shows and reminiscences from his friends. And I felt compelled to write something.
According to the Centers for Disease Control, some 3,600 people drowned in 2005, the most recent year for which there are statistics.
Hey, you remember last fall when Stephen '1985' Meyer came to OU? And I went to see him, not Johnny Wells, so Wells threw an epic tantrum?