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She realizes she doesn't know as much as God but feels she knows as much as God knew when he was her age.

- Dorothy Parker, 1893 - 1967

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I'd like you to meet a friend of mine. Her name is Suzette. She's a very nice girl. She likes to talk - something, it turns out, she's very good at.
Today, I had to take care of some cats for a vacationing NYCer, so this meant that I had to brave the snow, slush and Lake Erie-sized mud-puddles in the process.