Clock Quotes

Sometimes the fool who rushes in gets the job done.

- Al Bernstein

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There has been a little brouhaha started between a couple of the Volokh contributors and Stephen Bainbridge, a battle between the social conservative Bainbridge and the more libertarian-minded David Bernstein and Randy Barnett.
For about two years in high school, I would occasionally break out into pretty severe hives.
You must go read the chilling and amusing account of Jamie Bernstein and Ken Reibel's visit to the AutismOne Conference in the Chicago area. The story has all the elements. Horror:
David Bernstein quoted this at Volokh and it cracks me up. It's a fashion editor complaining about not being able to take makeup on airplanes: