Chuck Norris Hates Your Evolution (He Sound Like Uzbeki Talk About Science)

Chuck Norris doesn't "believe" in evolution. And he's writing about it in the Wing Nut Daily. I won't link to the actual article, but you can read about it here. Thanks Bora for ruining my appreciation for the Texas Ranger.

To make up for bringing you that bad piece of news, here are the first four minutes of Borat's movie:

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