I GOT MY WISH

Italy takes France 5-3 in a shootout. Consider it revenge for the 1998 semifinals. Now I'm gonna get DRUNK!!!!!

Les Bleus, you did play an excellent game. I appreciate how you inspired your nation to come together in a time of racial turmoil.

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Wow, the events of yesterday are still bouncing around in my brain. Lots of dodos are blaming Zidane for the loss. Give me a fxxking break. Zidane was sent off with 10min to go and no gas left. If it was anyone's fault, blame Trezeguet who missed his penalty kick.
So, it appears that Le Bleus were ill-starred in the World Cup. There may have been some lions in defence, but not enough water carriers and too many goats...