In Australia, it's Movember, when all the real Australians grow moustaches. I've never before heard "moustache" abbreviated as "mo", but I guess there are things I have yet to learn about Antipodean accents.
Anyway, it's all for a manly cause, too, to support research into prostate cancer and other men's health issues, by gathering donations to reward gentlemen for doing what ought to come naturally to them, sprout hair on their upper lip. I've receive a couple of requests to endorse individuals cultivating lady ticklers, befborstels, and fanny dusters, but I'm just going to encourage every Australian to get out there and do what's right for both your face and your prostate.
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"Shave off your beard and wear a dress. You would be a great female impersonator." -Simon Cowell
Doesn't "bigote" mean "moustache" in Spanish?
Why, yes. It does.
I'm glad I won't be looking for a date while I'm in Australia. Although now I'm a little concerned that if I get a little beer froth on the moustache, I might drive the ladies wild.
"There is nothing more contemptible than a bald man who pretends to have hair." -Martial