The abuse thread

I am so bogged down in work…I'm clinging on to the faint hope of liberation as all my deadlines are past next Tuesday (and they will be met! They must!), but until then, I'm thoroughly tied up and sweating over a gazillion things that have to be finished right now. So blogging will be light for a bit.

Until I've leapt past the work essentials though, I'd like to keep you occupied, so I'm open for insults. Vent over my failures and laziness by calling me names in the thread below. Try to be creative; zoological insults are particularly appreciated, and please avoid trite scatology.

I'm going back to the word processor, so the time to start is…NOW.

(Also on FtB)

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