Have you ever heard the phrase (usually directed at some very recently-single lady) "he's not worth your tears"? Well, how much are tears worth, really? How much are any of your bodily fluids worth? Thankfully the good people at Innovative Research have just the answer! See below for my handy graph showing the value of your various bodily fluids, with 'expensive' liquids such as petrol and high-end champagne thrown in for comparison. Click to biggify! This article comes courtesy of the SciencePunk Central vaults!
Ribeiro JP, Marcelino P, Marum S, Fernandes AP, Grilo A. Case report: purple urine bag syndrome. Crit Care. 2004 Jun;8(3):R137. Epub 2004 Mar 31. I'm starting a petition to change it's name to purple urine bag efflorescing syndrome. Heh.
Wang Z, Leonard MH Jr, Khamapirad T, Castro CY. Bilateral extensive ductitis obliterans manifested by bloody nipple discharge in a patient with long-term diabetes mellitus. Breast J. 2007 Nov-Dec;13(6):599-602. My girlfriend just informed me that if she had a band, she'd totally name it Bloody Nipple Discharge. Folks, I think I'm going to go looking for a wedding ring tomorrow. *Sigh*