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"I don't understand how super mario can smash blocks with his head but dies when he touches a turtle." -Unknown The past few weekends have been far too serious around the internet, and it's time to kick back and enjoy something nice and simple. I'd like to introduce you to the little-known indie band The Mountain Goats, who, along with Kaki King, sing a delightful song about feeling trapped and being rescued, called Thank You Mario But Our Princess Is In Another Castle. Of course, those of you who remember your old nintendo cartridges will know exactly where the song title comes from. Image…