Jesus' General offers Khalid Sheikh Mohammed's Other Crimes:
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Not sending enough troops in the initial Iraq invasion.
Faking the deaths of Tupa, Elvis, and Jim Morrison, converting them to Islam, and hiding them out in a cave in Peshawar.
Selling Vogon Star Cruisers to Hugo Chavez.
The neglect of our wounded soldiers.
Introducing Bill O'Reilly to the magical properties of loofahs and falafels.
Telling Scooter Libby about Valerie Plame
Paris Hilton
Gonzales Prosecutor Scandal
France
Olestra's anal leakage side effect.
He forgot "Killing Kenny." That bastard.
For what it's worth, I agree with Noah Shachtman's "Wee-Bey" theory. Watch The Wire and you'll get it.