I was checking site stats for thescian.com. Apparently, when a hopeful youngman searches for "get an erection with my mind", google leads him to the Crawling On the Clayball essay!
Please hang on a moment while I awkwardly roll on the tiny doormat laughing.
The youngman should perhaps try the new sexy european youtube channel. (Not impressed with the link? Alright,here it is, your moment of nirvana. Probably, NSFW)