I never play cricket. It requires one to assume such indecent postures. - Oscar Wilde.
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Somebody took offense again.
An unsavory fellow named Tommy Pitts is under arrest for child abuse in Oklahoma.
Uh-oh. People have often sent me strange photos like this; apparently, cephalopod porn can get you arrested in the UK.
It was both odd and unjust...a real example of the pitiful arbitrariness of existence, that you were born into a particular time and held prisoner there whether you wanted it or not. It gave you an indecent advantage over the past and made you a clown vis-a-vis the future.