Iowa mumps outbreak makes the Onion

By tsmith on May 4, 2006.

Classic--scroll down to the May 3rd edition.

Hat tip to Wallace--thanks!

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For a moment, I was thinking, "what do sex toys have to do with mumps? Have I been giving my local docs the wrong information on prevention?" Then I scrolled down. Boy, was I relieved.

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