But where is Ophiuchus?

New SciBling OmniBrain notes a crucial new astrological discovery.

I am skeptical, Ophiuchians were omitted

so what is your sign? and why do police officers hate people born in later winter and early spring?

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Ophiuchus was robbed I say, robbed!

Restore the thirteenth sign!

By Brad Holden (not verified) on 16 Dec 2006 #permalink

Not just Ophiuchus (many planets spend more time in Ophiuchus than Scorpius), several of the planets (Mars spends a lot of time there, Venus and Saturn occasionally and Uranus in 2012) spend some time in Cetus. What about the Cetians eh? Pluto is currently in Serpens, what about it then?

Here's horoscope I'd like to see.
Serpens: The serpent>/b>

You may be feeling a little bit snaky today, if not positively Stygian, and the influence of Pluto in this constellation will make you feel colder and glummer than before. At 12:15 am on Tuesday the hot water heater of all Serpians will explode, making cold showers inevitable.