"careful, you could put someone's eye out with that"

There is absolutely no truth to the rumour circulated at coffee this morning that the failure of Hubble's Advanced Camera power supply was due to impact from pieces of a Chinese satellite

I have, however, not been able to refute rumour that a golf ball sized object may have been responsible...

That will teach them not to use a six-iron in Low Earth Orbit

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When that guy was due to hit his golf shot, I got a phone call from some NY area radio
station, looking for a comment or opinion. When I told the reporter to call me back in
half an hour after I'd done a couple of calculations, she laughed and said
"Oh you physicists and your numbers...". Like it's some kind of personal eccentricity...