iPod iChing: sacrificing to the stars

It has been a long time since we dove into the divinations of the Mighty iPod...

but now, the spirit moves me, and we again spin the wheel:

Oh, Mighty iPod One, what oh what will become of JWST?
Whoosh goes the iPod.
Whoosh!

  • The Covering: The Hen - Jean-Philippe Rameau
  • The Crossing: Once in Royal David's City - King's College Choir
  • The Crown: Sweet Jane (Live) - Lou Reed
  • The Root: Always Look on the Bright Side - Monty Python
  • The Past: Cover Me - Björk
  • The Future: Joy To The World - Irish Tenors
  • The Questioner: Carol of the Bells - Barlow Girl
  • The House: Hong Kong Garden - Siouxsie and the Banshees
  • The Inside: Wonderful World - Sam Cooke
  • The Outcome: Jólalagasyrpa - Gáttaþefur Og Barnakór

The Outcome: a bunch of short childrens' christmas songs, with ritual dancing.
It provides detailed process instructions, from childhood to old age, with all the right moves.
Now curtsy, doff your cap and turn around!

We love you JWST!
Now, how does a slide rule work again?

"Harmful elements in the air
Symbols clashing everywhere"

``All seem to say,
"Throw cares away."
''
But, do you really believe in Santa Claus?

Wise is the Mighty iPod.

Bit heavy on the holiday spirit there.
The Root hits the nail on the head though.

As always, the Key as explained by Sean

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