But this Science Fair project comes really close...
(Hat-tip: Pratie Place)
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Zabranjeno Pušenje - the beginning of the New Primitives: 
Implicit attitudes and associations can tell us a lot about a person.
P is a popular letter so the list is longish.  As always, check it out: bad links?  Let me know.  A super-find you are very happy to discover?  I'd like to know.  A grave omission?  Tell me in the comments... 
 
This is rather disturbing.
What a waste!
Looks like that would have been a perfect time to demonstrate how to do a Chi^2 test. Years ago in intro statistics, we actually DID this, except we used M&E&3&W's[1] instead of "Skittels"[sic]. At the time I hadn't realized that M&M/Mars intentionally put different proportions of the colors in the bags, and was disturbingly pleased at being given actual real-world application of a mathematical technique.
[1] - Which one they are depends on their orientation, after all. They're only "M's" if they're facing a certain way...