The Onion is the best, as always

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A Republican Challenger has risen in the ranks of the Congressional Sixth District in Minnesota to directly challenge incumbent and Republican Nominee Michele Bachmann. Aubrey Immelman, a professor of poly-psy at St. John's University and College of St.
...and the internetz should get the credit. From thereisnospoon:
All I was doing yesterday was answering our webhost-wide "Ask A ScienceBlogger" query about the most notable local election races in our respective communities.
The recurrent timeout problem in the comments has been dragging on and on, but I'm not sure how much of a problem it is for you, the end user, as opposed to me, the guy who has to endure six timeouts while clearing out Turkish dating service spam.

The Ted Haggard article (Haggard Molested by Republican Congressman) is also worth a look. Money quote: "Just because many Republicans are secretely gay or criminals"
Bwa Ha Ha!