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  2. Besides shooting out a big blank from your buttock, you can feel as if your root chakra leaked sweet hot mucus.

Besides shooting out a big blank from your buttock, you can feel as if your root chakra leaked sweet hot mucus.

By clock on December 2, 2007.

This is woo of the decade! Priceless: How to Good-Bye Depression: If You Constrict Anus 100 Times Everyday. Malarkey? or Effective Way? by Hiroyuki Nishigaki is, according to the Amazon reviewers, absolutely hilarious - reading it will make you laugh (and thus constrict your anus) at least a 100 times, thus completely good-bying your depression. The title of this post is an actual sentence from the book, according to one of the reviewers. Hat-tip: Vaughan

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