I hate it when my foot falls asleep during the day cause that means it's going to be up all night.
- Steven Wright
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When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. Sooooo, let's all get drunk and go to heaven!
- Brian O'Rourke
I'm a terrible sleeper, which is perhaps why I got invited to contribute to a NY Times group blog on "insomnia, sleep and the nocturnal life". Here is my first contribution, which focuses on the work of Dan Wegner:
And then pharmacologists will invent a disease called restlesss leg syndrome to treat it- read my lips[in profile] "REQUIP"