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“Life is a mirror and will reflect back to the thinker what he thinks into it.” -Ernest Holmes
New York Governor Eliot Spitzer is going to resign any moment now. Mr Spitzer, 48, made a public apology on Monday for what he called his unacceptable behaviour, but did not give details.
Senior Review and rankings for the ten missions under evaluation for NASA Astrophysics in 2008 have been published.
Governor Spitzer, only recently deposed for committing the crime of being a Democrat on the Republican Hit List, has already launched a new career as a Telescope:

Someone was incredibly fast - this site went up just a couple of hours after the first news broke out.