ClockQuotes

Even in a time of elephantine vanity and greed, one never has to look far to see the campfires of gentle people.

- Garrison Keillor

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I don't know if Garrison Keillor is anti-semitic and I don't really care, but the question was raised by his Christmas editorial at Salon.com. After reading it last month I decided I had nothing to say about it.
"Hate something. Change something. Make something better." When Garrison Keillor sings it, you can't help but smile.
Garrison Keillor has done it again: he's written another insipid article loaded with casual bigotry, this time against gays.
A minister has to be able to read a clock. At noon, it s time to go home and turn up the pot roast and get the peas out of the freezer. - Garrison Keillor

just remember that April 2nd is International Clock-brain awareness day:

Fight clock-brain!

For two seconds on April 2nd at noon turn off all of your clocks! No need to consult your timetables, wrist watches, international time zone guides, or sun dials. Let your friends know! Create a worldwide rally against clock-brain! Only together can we find a cure.