Following my Sweet 16 optimism, my bracket was blown to shit. I am currently sitting in fourth place in the ScienceBlogs pool, but I last earned points when UCLA made it to the Final Four. Teutonic Thunder (whomever that may be) has won the pool regardless of who wins tonight (we think). He or she can step forward and claim the prize of absolutely nothing. As for the title to this post, see below the fold.
Why would I title my post "UCLA Wins the National Championship"? Let's just say it has something to do with this email I received from Amazon:
And, yeah, I would love to see UCLA get their asses kicked tonight. Or, better yet, lose when Vince Young runs across the goal line Joakim Noah buries a jumper with 19 seconds on the clock to put Florida up by four. See also this post on Deadspin.