The following is a total ripoff of Steve Martin, who pulled the same exact gag on one of his early TV specials. But it is still fun:
[Totally ripped from Sandwalk]
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This is absolutely no surprise: a newspaper article reports that church-based scams are costing the country big bucks.
I hate scum sucking psychics - Angry Professor is really angry. With good cause.
Watch the Tube. Be ready to be angry.
One of the things that I always like to talk about is how a natural
expression of randomness will periodically produce something that appears
non-random - and in fact, if it doesn't, then it's not really random!
tags: Jesus Christ, The Life of Brian,