I knew you'd want to know this: I've written my first novel,and I did it yesterday and this morning. As part of a fundraiser for the Secular Student Alliance, I produced one chapter (some shorter, some longer) per hour (plus/minus) from just after midnight yesterday morning until a few minutes ago.
It has adventure, it has primates, it has sex, and it has ... other things.
You can read Sungudogo by clicking here. And go from there.