How to Cross the Border, Episode One

This is a humorous look at the ease with which people can smuggle themselves, along with some grass and coke across the Mexican-American border.

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Taking a cue from Dave's recent meme-games and my own reading of the weekend book review section of the paper, I'm inspired to wonder how many answers can fit the following blanks:
Roger Ebert has roused the ire of the teabaggers, which is actually pretty easy to do.
Kristin wrote, in a comment: