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I don't do this very often, but this picture of Pope Benedict XVI struck me as amusing:

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One suggested caption is here.

Not bad, but surely my readers can do better than that. Add your own caption!

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Basically, an almost last call for entries. And to reiterate, a humour piece is needed, plus (plus) additional captions can be supplied if you want to take a chance at modifying your score for better or for worse. Also, note that the prize rocks! (full details below)
The younger Free-Ride offspring's soccer team has been playing in a regional tournament this weekend, and we're girding our loins and guarding our shins to go out and play a second day of tournament games.

...but where do the nails go?

The best part of this picture isn't the pope, it's the look on the bodyguards face in the foreground.

This goes with the "Buddy Jesus" in Kevin Smith's movie Dogma

Now watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat!

It's a giraffe! No, really!

I don't give a damn how important the College of Cardinals thinks these childrens' crusades are, I'm not putting on the floppy shoes ...

Papal inflatability called into question.

Of course, when Moses did it he turned his staff into a snake, but given the circumstances, the Pope didn't think a snake would impress.

Only God can arrange these things. It's a sign!

"The Pontiff launched the Church's radical new campaign in support of birth control by demonstrating it's motto 'Just tie a knot in it'".

I is in ur drawers, stealing ur condomz!

And I knight thee...Sir Phallus.

G. Gordon Liddy waits for the Sarin filled balloon to burst.

By notmercury (not verified) on 13 Oct 2007 #permalink

Pope finds clever use for unused condoms.

"We're all out of indulgences, but here's a nice freebie."

By Dangerous Bacon (not verified) on 13 Oct 2007 #permalink

1. Having promised the children he would use it...

2. Recipients of blessings via this special crucifix noted a special enlightening effect.

3. The sudden transformation of religious objects to balloon animal equivalents has been tied to the disappearance of Staten Island in a flash of light.

4. The Vatican has denied this incident has anything to do with the beatification of Red Skeleton.

"I also do Bar Mitzvahs!"

"These be thy Gods O Israel"

By Pithy Comment (not verified) on 14 Oct 2007 #permalink

"In nominae de Patris, et Filis, et Espiritu Latex..."

"Gosh darn it --- why do all my ballon creations look like crosses?!!?!!?"

By Pharma Market … (not verified) on 14 Oct 2007 #permalink

Pope entombes relics of latest Saint: St Krusty joins catholic pantheon despite being imaginary and jewish.

Actually that's been done before. So not really news.

By Godless Heathen (not verified) on 14 Oct 2007 #permalink

"Hello, children. I have candy in the PopeMobile. Would you like some?"

"And here is the dildo used by Mother Theresa, hence forth to be placed in the Vatican's holy relic vault!"

1. Yet more evidence that the Catholic church is little more than a bunch of clowns.

2. "Might, majesty and even mystery of Rome..."

Number 45 in the official Roman Catholic "101 Things To Do With A Condom".