The Onion on the "rainman" autism study linking rainfall levels to autism

I wrote about this study the other day, but clearly I didn't have the final word. As usual, The Onion nails it.

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Garlic on Onion.
At my mother's assisted living home, the staff helped my mom and other residents put in a small garden in the spring. Onions, featured in the planting, are now being enjoyed by all.
Dang. The Onion rebuts my prior comments.
By request, here's a reconstruction of the recipe for the lemon-chard soup we made with the rainbow chard from the g

If I may, let me link to a second analysis of the claimed association. This time I look at 1930-2000 time series from California.

Oh person who cannot stick to a handle... How does that pertain to those of us who think educational supports are better for children with learning disorders, autism, etc than chelation and Lupron?