Be afraid, be very afraid...

...EneMan thinks he's "too sexy":

Unfortunately, someone else is claiming EneMan as her mascot:

We can't have that. Remember, EneMan has been this blogs mascot since December 2004. Maybe he's getting restless because he hasn't been featured very often the last couple of years. I wonder if I should remedy that...

More like this

I don't recall how I came across this.
Yes, I know I've been remiss lately, since moving to ScienceBlogs, about getting these out on the first of each month. And I've been hearing about it too.
Doing the random Technorati search, I happened to come across a disturbing statement. Indeed, our intrepid colon cleanser was not pleased when I forwarded this to him:
Regular readers of this blog since before the move to ScienceBlogs a month ago have probably wondered when everybody's favorite blog mascot would return.

This is indeed awful.

Now we're all going to want one.

I do love the eneman, I really, really do. (Its not just the flexeril talking, I swear...)

EneMan's Holiday Special!
all that turkey got you jammed up ?
EneMan to the rescue!
too much cheese log and not enough green bean casserole?
EneMan to the rescue!

Here comes EneMan at the RUN!