A friend (Deepto Chakrabarty, former housemate, and as such one who would understand) pointed me to this comic.
To first order, that is a complete description of my behavior.
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I have too many hobbies. It's always been true. And, indeed, a quote by Mike Dunford has spurred me into writing a post... but not this one. The other one will come sometime (I hope). In grad school, I suppose it's possible I would have graduated sooner if I hadn't done some much theater.
You really have to read through all the archives of xkcd. It's consistantly brilliant and awesome. Also, I should mention that if you do, leave your mouse over the picture for a few seconds and read the text that pops up. For example, on this comic, the alt-text reads "Yes you are! And you're sitting there! Hi kitty!" Just a little extra touch that almost never fails to add something.