Some guy has been nattering on for three years without delivering either the promised puppies or stories, and he thinks he deserves a roast? Notice how I am pointedly ignoring him.
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Okay, I am officially in love with whoever came up with the concept of Youtube. This absolutely rocks. I did a review a few weeks ago of the Pamela Anderson roast DVD and youtube has the uncensored clip of Jeffrey Ross - the undisputed king of the roasts - at that roast.
Warning: This post contains strong language and jokes that will likely be offensive to some people. If that will bother you, don't read it. If you do read it, don't complain about it.
I'm a coffee drinker. I'm not finicky about grind or bean or method of preparation, although I guess I have some preferences. There is one thing that coffee has to have for me, though, and that it's strong. Very, very strong. The spoon has to stand up in the cup by itself.
... or, Emmy's Best Thanksgiving Ever!
"The University of Minnesota, Morris is deeply rooted in the tall prairie grass and connected to the blue prairie sky." Translation: "We are in the middle of fucking nowhere and you will freeze your ass off if the one gas-powered generator goes out." Go finger a squid for Darwin, old-timer!
Oh, yeah? And you're in Texass. Texans don't have the privilege of knocking any other place in the universe, you know, it's a rule—the bunghole of the country has to acknowledge their sorry fate.
One definition of bliss: Seeing a Texan heading home.
With an Okie under each arm.
Having been a denizen of both Texas (where I am currently) and Minnesota, I'm going to have to go with PZ on this one. This place truly is America's anus.
And I grew up in Texas, mind you.
Yeah, but what other place is there?
I'll thank you to exclude the great city of Austin from your Texas-hatred. Not everyone down here in the Lone Star State is a benighted hick. Most, sure, but not all.