Wrong wardrobe

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I'm gimping about NY today, and I should have read Bizarro before I left to get some fashion tips.

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PZ, come back! Someone named Barbara O'Brien has hijacked Glenn Greenwald's site and is spouting tolerance for religion! A quote:

"I am not a Christian, but I am religious, and sometimes I find myself defending Christians from the religion haters among us lefties."

It goes on and on:
http://glenngreenwald.blogspot.com/2006/06/liberal-jesus_03.html#links

EYEPATCH WEARING PIRATE CAPTAIN: Jib the mainsails, me hearties!

PIRATE CREW: Aye-aye, Captain!

EYEPATCH WEARING PIRATE CAPTAIN: Make fun of my occular capacity again and ye'll walk the plank!