If you want continuously updated content, the place to go today is Stupid Evil Bastard's joint. He's engaged in a blogathon to raise money for Americans United for Separation of Church and State —so go read, and if you're willing, sponsor him!
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I was going to recommend going out early in the morning and looking for roadkill before the pet food manufacturers get to it; but I see you meant it metaphorically.
Isn't that synechdoche, to call a part the whole, e.g. a worker a "hand"? Really, Les needs lookers.
I'm Blogathonning for RAINN - you can sponsor me, too!
http://blogathon.org/sponsor.php?blog_id=28