Who'd have thought they could be real?

Perhaps you thought the Poor Man Institute was making up the stereotype, but here it is made manifest: a man living in his parents' basement attacks father with a bag of Cheetos. One nice touch in the police report is that his shirt was covered with orange Cheeto dust.

What's missing? No word if the guy has a blog yet.

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Has his World of Warcraft account been suspended pending investigation??

(I actually play WoW, but don't conform to the stereotype as I have typically played from my own apartment AND don't like Cheetos)

"What's missing?"

Mountain dew.

"a man living in his parents' basement attacks father with a bag of Cheetos."

Its DaveScot!

Nah, he was probably a Slashdotter. Definitely sounds right for that.

I thought you'd get a kick out of that, PZ. I vote for searching his fridge for Ding Dongs.

Who knew that Cheetos could be classified as a lethal weapon? ;)

Snack attack?

By interested (not verified) on 05 Sep 2007 #permalink

Actually, it was the recipient of the Cheeto-gram who was dusted in orange powder.

The sender of the Cheeto-gram was just dusted.

Another member of the 82nd Chairborne....

They arrested Jonah Goldberg? 'Bout time.