Jesus vs. T. rex

PZ Myers links to Jeffrey Rowland. My life may now be officially considered complete.

It wouldn't confuse people; they'd just assume it was about creationism-versus-evolution.

Damnit, another T-Shirt that goes on my long list of T-Shirts I want to own but cannot afford...

Btw, I just stumbled across this (safe for work) and thought, I'd share. I'm not responsible for any mental anguish that may occur after clicking the link!

Retrokatze,

Interesting. I like the orange squid. He's rocking a real nice goat.

Hmm... this design could use some cleanup. The batman-style INRI is gold though.

Typical Jesus!

Trying to steal Chuck Norris'fire.

Speaking of which...

I thought I saw a Mike Huckabee promo with Chuck Norris. Was that a figment of my imagination or did anybody else see that?

Saint Margaret of Antioch

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saint_Margaret_the_Virgin

was fed to a dragon but emerged unharmed because the crucifix she carried irritated the creature's insides. The conventional iconography (an example is shown on the Wikipedia page) shows the dragon with a wisp of her clothing still clinging to its jaws, even as she bursts through its body, an image that almost makes me feel sorry for the beast.

I thought I saw a Mike Huckabee promo with Chuck Norris. Was that a figment of my imagination or did anybody else see that?

No, unfortunately it was all too real. He's got some washed-up 80s WWF star shilling for him, too. (Looked it up: Ric Flair, apparently)

Add Ted Nugent to recent Huckabee endorsers.

I liked this recent Horoscope in The Onion:

Leo July 23 - August 22

There's no denying that your unique scarecrow design scares the hell out the crows, but it has the disadvantage of filling your yard with infuriated Christians.

I'd buy a scarecrow like that in a minute. Oh. Fills the yard... Well, maybe I could manage a Pied Piper technique and lead them off into the wilderness, or something.

At least now we know why the dinosaurs died out. Jesus killed them for eating Him.