Happy Darwin Day!

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It's Charles Darwin's birthday today, I hope you all have plans to celebrate. I think I'm going to just stay home and try to get over my bad case of toomuchtravelitis, and also…CRASH A POLL! Go get 'em, everyone.

Do you accept Charles Darwin's theory of evolution?

Yes
(65%)
No
(35%)

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Happy Monkey Chuck D!

By Comatoast (not verified) on 12 Feb 2010 #permalink

Nature and Nature's laws lay hid in night; God said, Let Darwin be! and all was light.

:)

By Abdul Alhazred (not verified) on 12 Feb 2010 #permalink

When I voted, it was 84 over 16.

Up to 87% for me. I'll be celebrating the day in Master Gardener class, spending the day learning about plant identification amongst 51 other people who also accept the Theory of Evolution.

Happy Darwin Day! We need cake!

By CanonicalKoi (not verified) on 12 Feb 2010 #permalink

Happy Darwin Day, PZ, to you and all of the Pharynguloid hordes.

Obligatory complaint about the wording of the poll: "Charles Darwin's theory" makes it sound like it hasn't changed in the last 150 years. But, in the spirit of "choose the best answer from those given", I voted "yes".

Happy Darwin Day to all of you! As a present, I bumped the poll up to 89% vs. 11%. I'll be celebrating by spending all day surfing the internet.

O Frabjous Darwin Day!

By scribe999 (not verified) on 12 Feb 2010 #permalink

Argh argh argh argh!!!!!!

It's Darwin's theory of evolution by natural selection, not "Darwin's theory of evolution". That makes it sound as if he came up with evolution all by his lonesome, which I just spent two painstaking weeks instructing my students that he most emphatically did NOT. That's one of my biggest peeves about evolutionary understanding, that he did the entire kit and kaboodle.

I voted at least ten times before it moved from 94% - 6% to 95% - 5%. It was fun, thanks.

By cearbhaill (not verified) on 12 Feb 2010 #permalink

As Mr. Garrison of South Park fame might sing,

"In case you haven't noticed, it's Darwin's birthday,
So get off your f*cking heathen ass and f*cking celebrate!"

By Ray Moscow (not verified) on 12 Feb 2010 #permalink

It's up to 96% as of 10.00 am CST.

By fireweaver (not verified) on 12 Feb 2010 #permalink

Have a great Darwin Day everyone.
Happy Monkey!

Celebrating with a meeting of an evolution journal club... and beer.

By Leukocyte (not verified) on 12 Feb 2010 #permalink

Sing to the tune of "Happy Days Are Here Again":

Happy, happy Darwin's Day,
Oh, happy, happy Darwin's Day,
Oh, happy, happy Darwin's Day,
Happy, happy Darwin's Day!

97%! That was the quickest Pharyngulation I've seen. Actually, I prefer Wallace's Theory of Evolution.

By https://me.yah… (not verified) on 12 Feb 2010 #permalink

Still at 96% at 9:10 a.m. Arizona time. A couple of years back my newspaper decided to do a yearlong series about anniversaries of each day. Some religious observance was on Feb. 11, I believe, so I proposed that we note that Feb. 12 was Darwin Day. The editor looked at me as though he had stepped in something in a pasture.

By https://me.yah… (not verified) on 12 Feb 2010 #permalink

Have a good one professor! Tonight, to celebrate, some monkey business!!! :)

Happy Darwin Day! The poll is still 97% to 3%.

By Hekuni Cat (not verified) on 12 Feb 2010 #permalink

That's not Darwin! Where's the beard?!

By Michelle R (not verified) on 12 Feb 2010 #permalink

98% now!!!

By davrosfromskaro (not verified) on 12 Feb 2010 #permalink

At 97% Yea / 3% Nay as of 10:20AM CST or (1620 GMT -aka 'ZULU'- for you airline and military folks out there.)

By bbgunn071679 (not verified) on 12 Feb 2010 #permalink

That's not Darwin! Where's the beard?!

Maybe he shared the follicles with Einstein, so they couldn't both be using them at once.

By Thomas Winwood (not verified) on 12 Feb 2010 #permalink

That's not Darwin! Where's the beard?!

It hadn't evolved yet?

"Yes" is at 98%.

It's a rather stupid question. As was pointed out, Charles Darwin didn't think up the idea of evolution.
And his theory was rather incomplete (what a pity Darwin and Mendel never got together). So technically no, I don't accept it as a complete explanation for speciation. But I don't think that's what they mean.

You can see the beard evolving from some bad ass side burns.

Yes(99%)
No(1%)
We have totally trashed the opponent here!!!!!

It's a rather stupid question. As was pointed out, Charles Darwin didn't think up the idea of evolution.
And his theory was rather incomplete (what a pity Darwin and Mendel never got together). So technically no, I don't accept it as a complete explanation for speciation. But I don't think that's what they mean.

I tend to view these polls as a multiple choice question on a test where the instruction say "Choose the best answer" ie. not necessarily the right one.

In most cases, the best answer is the one most likely to piss off the poll creator.

never has one scientific theory gotten so many people so insanely upset, not since the first experimenters discovered that the earth was round, like your head!

Happy Monkey!

We're making a tradition of celebrating Darwin Day by going out for a banana split. I love this whole "happy monkey" thing, it's one of my favourite pharyngulisms.

Since the results are to nearest integer*, we should be able to make this a 100% to 0% rout.

* Oh jeez, I can't remember if 0 counts as an integer or not. Isn't there some distinction between integers and whole numbers?

By Disturbingly O… (not verified) on 12 Feb 2010 #permalink

Hmmmm. Little bit of facial hair, glasses, paint a bridge behind him.......

By jebus-is-my-dog (not verified) on 12 Feb 2010 #permalink

* Oh jeez, I can't remember if 0 counts as an integer or not. Isn't there some distinction between integers and whole numbers?

I was taught1 that "integers" included both positive, negative and zero; "whole numbers" were non-negative integers (including zero); and "natural numbers" were positive integers (not including zero).

[1] This doesn't mean it's true. I understand there is some ambiguity depending on who you talk to.

99%! Makes me wonder what the people running the poll are thinking right now.

By mtgap.wordpress.com (not verified) on 12 Feb 2010 #permalink

Happy Monkey, Pharyngulites!

Yes 99%
No 1%

Number of votes not shown.

That's not Darwin! Where's the beard?!

"Why I hate Darwin's beard"

better

:-)

Isn't there some distinction between integers and whole numbers?

No.

0 is a natural number (nowadays at least).

By David Marjanović (not verified) on 12 Feb 2010 #permalink

According to the math text I use, tsg is correct and David Marjanovic isn't. The natural numbers (or counting numbers) are the positive, non-zero integers. The whole numbers are the natural number plus zero.

By NitricAcid (not verified) on 12 Feb 2010 #permalink

Who is Darwin?

By Daniel de Rauglaudre (not verified) on 12 Feb 2010 #permalink

IOW, are you pig-ignorant and proud of it?

After all, I wouldn't claim that a lot on our side know more than almost nothing about evolution, but it's the old adage that it's better to be thought a fool than to admit that you're creationist/anti-vaxxer/astrology believer.

What, we're trying to cover for the proudly stupid? Yes, I know, it's slightly better than not to do so, since one part of ignorance is the belief that if there's a lot of smoke, there must be a fire.

Glen D
http://tinyurl.com/mxaa3p

By Glen Davidson (not verified) on 12 Feb 2010 #permalink

I voted on this one just because of the wording. "Do you ACCEPT Darwin's theory of evolution?" Rather than "believe in". Heck yeah I'm not in denial of reality.

I tend to write Z+ when I want to notate the positive integers and N when I want 0 and positives. When 0 is included, it's almost always a special case, so its inclusion is obvious. (Both Z and N are written in the blackboard bold style, of course.)

Huzzah! I'm going to bake a cake and celebrate. The poll was 99% "yes" when I voted.

By Lynna, OM (not verified) on 12 Feb 2010 #permalink

Yes 99%

By NewEnglandBob (not verified) on 12 Feb 2010 #permalink

As I read through Why Evolution is True and The Greatest Show on Earth, I become more and more astounded of Darwin. What an amazing mind he had.

It's my birthday too :)

Happy Abracharlesham Darwincoln Day!

By Levi in NY (not verified) on 12 Feb 2010 #permalink

In most of the elementary math texts I've used, the "natural numbers" are identified with the "counting numbers": 1, 2, 3, etc. Then 0 is adjoined to the natural numbers to form the "whole numbers". Then include their negatives to form "integers."

Frankly, I find that it is not helpful to dwell on nomenclature too much in introductory math classes. While it's important to have names for things, fine distinctions are distracting to adult students who are taking remedial math. (They've been failing math their whole lives by the time they get to my developmental math classes at my community college and a blizzard of fussy labels just blinds them.) I tend to use "whole numbers" a lot as a descriptor when we're learning basic arithmetic operations and then say "signed whole numbers" when extending the operations to include the entire set of integers.

Now if I could do something about the excessively formal way that intermediate algebra books introduce the function concept...

Happy Darwin Day everyone. Now, go out and naturally select someone :-)

By https://me.yah… (not verified) on 12 Feb 2010 #permalink

Perhaps because of my previous career in programming, I'm a big fan of using the functions that students already know, such as addition, to introduce the concept. "Same input leads to same output every time," is a lot easier to justify than things like the vertical line test -- that introduces the problem of graphing simultaneously, which has always seemed like a recipe for frustration.

My complaint with the wording centers on the verb "accept" (suggests that the average internet surfer is a person of consequence with the authority to accept or reject) but I went with the implied meaning and voted accordingly.

On a tangential note, wouldn't it be interesting to see a secondary poll: Do you UNDERSTAND the basic points of Darwin's theory of evolution (by natural selection)?

I postulate that the bar graphs would be almost exactly mirror images of each other.

Current stats aren't hard to guess for this crowd:

Do you accept Charles Darwin's theory of evolution?

Yes(99%)
No(1%)

By DethB4DCaf (not verified) on 12 Feb 2010 #permalink

Here's to the poor benighted fundies, whose blinkered fear of their own evil holds them in thrall and keeps them from appreciating one of the great insights into the workings of nature and one of the great achievements of human intelligence.

By a_ray_in_dilbe… (not verified) on 12 Feb 2010 #permalink

Why does it feel so good to crash the polls??

99%

go team

Smashing the opponent, was not my intention to do.

I'm quoting Infected Mushroom now. Don't mind me.

99% when I voted as well, but that was some time ago.

Personally I'm celebrating Darwin day with bourbon and a cigar when I get home from work. Nothing says 'Happy birthday Chuck' like a little mouth cancer.

KJ

I celebrated by trying to consume an entire pack of spaghetti with mushrooms.

Such is the life of a student.

Happy Darwin Day, everyone! Voted, yes: 99%

#60
Aaauuugh. Don't talk about food. I'm hungry and still have 40 minutes before lunch. :(

99% to 1%

as always, my pleasure to be part of it.

My favourite thing about Darwin Day? All the lecturers on evolution that appear online from various institutes.

Voted yes on the poll, though I really should have voted no. I don't believe in Charles Darwin's theory of evolution, I believe in the modern synthesis (and when it comes out I'll probably believe in the extended synthesis; the notion of evolvability makes so much sense). I'll go where the science goes.

Happy Darwin Day! The fact that CD and AL had the same birthday is a good excuse to mention a fascinating-looking book I've just bought (but reading it will have to wait until I finish one of the others on the go): Darwin's Sacred Cause: Race, Slavery and the Quest for Human Origins, by Adrian Desmond and James Moore, already known for a biography of Darwin. Its thesis, based on "unpublished family correspondence, manuscripts and rare books" is that Darwin's detestation of the slavery he saw at first hand in South America was a key stimulus to developing the theory of common descent, via his conviction that all human races shared ancestry. I'll report back when I've read it.

By Knockgoats (not verified) on 12 Feb 2010 #permalink

I voted 99 to 1 still so I think that is the limit.

I will also boast that it is my birthday as well. It is stupid to feel pride in such a meaningless coincidence, but nonetheless, it makes me feel special!

99% to 1%

Voted yes on the poll, though I really should have voted no. I don't believe in Charles Darwin's theory of evolution, I believe in the modern synthesis (and when it comes out I'll probably believe in the extended synthesis; the notion of evolvability makes so much sense). I'll go where the science goes.

Exactly what I was thinking.

By Rutee, Shrieki… (not verified) on 12 Feb 2010 #permalink

CRASH A POLL! Go get 'em, everyone

Meow, trundels off

roflmao

Thank you for participating in our survey.

Do you accept Charles Darwin's theory of evolution?
Yes (99%)
No (1%)

I agree with David @39, I hate the way Darwin is always portrayed as old and bearded. He was a very attractive young man and much better worth looking at in this portrait!

It's my wedding anniversary too, 28 years. (I was a child bride ...)

Happy Darwin day.

By Janet Holmes (not verified) on 12 Feb 2010 #permalink

Happy Darwin Day, everyone.

Been a very long week, so my celebrations are going to consist of that old favorite: going to bed early 'cause I'm tired, but I'll pour myself a wee dram before bed just the same.

Voted. Happy anniversary to Janet Holmes, birthday felicitations as applicable, etc.

Still learning,

Robert

By Desert Son, OM (not verified) on 12 Feb 2010 #permalink

Happy Monkey Day, indeed, Mr. D! Of course, you were a genius and lucky as well, but by all accounts, you were a great example of what a human life can be made into.

By Sioux Laris (not verified) on 12 Feb 2010 #permalink

Yes 99%
No 1%

That's nicely Pharyngulated...

By Stardrake (not verified) on 12 Feb 2010 #permalink

Happy Monkey Mr. Darwin!

I have celebrated today every year since 1993 when my youngest two, twins (obviously!) were born. So, Happy Birthday to everyone else who was born on this auspicious date!

By Tigger_the_Wing (not verified) on 12 Feb 2010 #permalink

It went from 99-1 to 65-35... what's up there?

I love the young spunky Chuck picture and it's hardly ever used to portray him. Everyone always seems to use the old crusty, got-a-pissed-off-look-on-my-face portrait and it's so unflattering to a person that, by all accounts, was a bit of a lad.

Although I'm the first to admit I'm not a facial hair kind of girl, even with the young Chuck mutton chops, I'd still hit him.

By Bride of Shrek OM (not verified) on 12 Feb 2010 #permalink

DARWIN WAS WRONG! That is why I don't believe in his B.S. so why would I celebrate his Birthday!

By Arrinton77 (not verified) on 04 May 2010 #permalink

DARWIN WAS WRONG! That is why I don't believe in his B.S. so why would I celebrate his Birthday!

1. You've no scientific evidence to support the claim that he was wrong.
2. Evolution does not need to be believed. Evolution happens, like gravity. (and both are "just theories".
3. No one is forcing you to celebrate it. Just like you can't force everyone to celebrate the birth of your diety.
4. It's MARCH.

By Gyeong Hwa Pak… (not verified) on 04 May 2010 #permalink

THE CAKE WAS A LIE!

4. It's MARCH.

I mean May.

HEADDESK.

By Gyeong Hwa Pak… (not verified) on 04 May 2010 #permalink

DARWIN WAS WRONG! That is why I don't believe in his B.S. so why would I celebrate his Birthday!

Way to come in three months late, dumbass.

Plus I'd love to hear your reasons for not believing.

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