I'm not sure full beards and bowties go well together.
Sorry, PeeZeddybear. You'll have to shave.
The good news, is that you are gathering groupies among the skepchicks, groupies who are ever so excited to meet you in person.
The bad news, is that these groupies want to "dress (you) in fuzzy sweaters with bow-ties, buy (you) chocolate chip cookies" and give you a great big teddy-bear hug!!
The good news, is that the Trophy Wife just breathed a sigh of relief....
From Blackadder the Third:
"Oh, that is a lie madam. Prince George is shy and just pretends to be bluff and crass and unbelievably thick and gittish, whilst deep down he is a soft little marshmallowy, pigletty type of creature"
Tweak the first half, and it's you to a T. You little snuggly-wuggly-woogums, you......
I'm not sure full beards and bowties go well together.
Sorry, PeeZeddybear. You'll have to shave.
Nonsense! Full beards and bowties are both awesome, and therefore go well together. QED. :-D
Full beards and bowties are both awesome
Bah! Do narwhals or cephalopods, the two most awesomest of critters, have either beards or bow ties?
But she says you already have sharp teeth. You'll have to go further if you want to deteddify yourself. I suggest growing out the beard and twisting it into dreadlocks. It makes Brad Pitt look sketchy and I'm sure it'll do the same for you.
So tempted to go to this, I only live about five or six hours outside of SoCal. I probably won't though.
Nope to the bowtie image. Can't picture PZ enjoying being throttled with one.
And tying up the phallic symbol into a non-threatening-looking neat little knot! - not
Fuzzy sweaters - ixnay too. Functional sweaters, strongly knit and so more enduring sweaters, yeah.
Just don't see any connection between Teddy bears and PZ. (with Ursus arctos horribilis, yes, although I disagree about the horribilis part of that name - grizzlies are tough and strong and adept; only horrible to those who are vanquished by them)
Orange County? Bring a flame-thrower, and do the world a favor.
The only thing more ferocious than PZ Myers behind the podium is a PZ Myers-Daniel Dennett double header.
When you've seen those two in action, you realize why the Religionists are so doggone scared of us. (Hint: it's the facial hair.)
I think I'd really resent the bow-tie epithet, myself. Yuck, bow ties.
Hey... if you're becoming a rock star, and getting groupies... do you need a roadie?
@Andy Groves: Yeah, but he can hardly make jokes about consginments of 'German sausage' like George did, can he?
@Randomfactor
Special Request?
I'll be there too. I'm even supposedly doing that dine with the speakers thing with PZ. Should I take chocolate cookies?
@boygenius <3 that octopus sweater so bad
@boygenius I tried to say I hearted the octopus but it won't let me do the heart thing I guess.
Soon to appear on milk cartons in Morris: PZ Myers. Have you seen this man?
I've seen some very suspicious and threatening stuffed animals in my day. 'Specially Teddy Bears. Haven't run into any for some time but since PZ seems to be wandering abroad with impunity lately, I think I'll keep a few Famous Amos cookies at hand. It might save my life, or the life of a child. Or a tentacled invertebrate. I can only cower and hope his hunger is only for sweets.
Oh. Sastra @#5 wins the thread. Somehow Sastra just nails it. Thank you, dear. You always leave me thinking anew and feeling just a bit better for it. May you comment forever.
I can only cower and hope his hunger is only for sweets.
Sheesh--everyone knows you don't put bow ties with sweaters on teddy bears, unless you're terminally saccharine.
Must be why this was the only teddy bear with a bow tie and a sweater I could find.
Sheesh--everyone knows you don't put bow ties with sweaters on teddy bears, unless you're terminally saccharine.
...I put sweaters on teddy bears...
It's ok to put on the sweaters. It's okay to put on the bow ties. But not bow ties AND sweaters. That's overdoing it.
Sheesh--everyone knows you don't put bow ties with sweaters on teddy bears, unless you're terminally saccharine.
How about Hawaiian print shirts? That's still OK, right?
...My giant teddy will be very disappointed if he's made a fashion faux-pas. Besides, I only stole the shirt for him to stop my dad from wearing it in public. Another victory for good taste.
"Power is the ultimate aphrodisiac"--Henry Kissinger
Will you learn from Tiger Wood's mistakes?
There's nothing wimpy about being a teddybear. Of course, I refer to 700-kilo full grown grizzly bears as "teddybears" so perhaps my perspective is a bit unusual. ;)
You don't like chocolate chip cookies?
There goes your street cred...
You are a Teddy Bear. A Sehlat, to be specific.
I'm not sure full beards and bowties go well together.
Sorry, PeeZeddybear. You'll have to shave.
The good news, is that you are gathering groupies among the skepchicks, groupies who are ever so excited to meet you in person.
The bad news, is that these groupies want to "dress (you) in fuzzy sweaters with bow-ties, buy (you) chocolate chip cookies" and give you a great big teddy-bear hug!!
The good news, is that the Trophy Wife just breathed a sigh of relief....
From Blackadder the Third:
"Oh, that is a lie madam. Prince George is shy and just pretends to be bluff and crass and unbelievably thick and gittish, whilst deep down he is a soft little marshmallowy, pigletty type of creature"
Tweak the first half, and it's you to a T. You little snuggly-wuggly-woogums, you......
Nonsense! Full beards and bowties are both awesome, and therefore go well together. QED. :-D
Bah! Do narwhals or cephalopods, the two most awesomest of critters, have either beards or bow ties?
But she says you already have sharp teeth. You'll have to go further if you want to deteddify yourself. I suggest growing out the beard and twisting it into dreadlocks. It makes Brad Pitt look sketchy and I'm sure it'll do the same for you.
So tempted to go to this, I only live about five or six hours outside of SoCal. I probably won't though.
I found the perfect bowtie for you, PZ!
And the perfect fuzzy sweater!
I'll be there with a special request for PZ...
Nope to the bowtie image. Can't picture PZ enjoying being throttled with one.
And tying up the phallic symbol into a non-threatening-looking neat little knot! - not
Fuzzy sweaters - ixnay too. Functional sweaters, strongly knit and so more enduring sweaters, yeah.
Just don't see any connection between Teddy bears and PZ. (with Ursus arctos horribilis, yes, although I disagree about the horribilis part of that name - grizzlies are tough and strong and adept; only horrible to those who are vanquished by them)
Orange County? Bring a flame-thrower, and do the world a favor.
The only thing more ferocious than PZ Myers behind the podium is a PZ Myers-Daniel Dennett double header.
When you've seen those two in action, you realize why the Religionists are so doggone scared of us. (Hint: it's the facial hair.)
I think I'd really resent the bow-tie epithet, myself. Yuck, bow ties.
Hey... if you're becoming a rock star, and getting groupies... do you need a roadie?
@Andy Groves: Yeah, but he can hardly make jokes about consginments of 'German sausage' like George did, can he?
@Randomfactor
Special Request?
I'll be there too. I'm even supposedly doing that dine with the speakers thing with PZ. Should I take chocolate cookies?
@boygenius <3 that octopus sweater so bad
@boygenius I tried to say I hearted the octopus but it won't let me do the heart thing I guess.
Soon to appear on milk cartons in Morris: PZ Myers. Have you seen this man?
I've seen some very suspicious and threatening stuffed animals in my day. 'Specially Teddy Bears. Haven't run into any for some time but since PZ seems to be wandering abroad with impunity lately, I think I'll keep a few Famous Amos cookies at hand. It might save my life, or the life of a child. Or a tentacled invertebrate. I can only cower and hope his hunger is only for sweets.
Oh. Sastra @#5 wins the thread. Somehow Sastra just nails it. Thank you, dear. You always leave me thinking anew and feeling just a bit better for it. May you comment forever.
May I suggest bringing a beer instead.
Here's a nice fuzzy sweater:
www.antievolution.org/people/dembski_wa/
May I suggest bringing a beer instead.
And bacon.
Sheesh--everyone knows you don't put bow ties with sweaters on teddy bears, unless you're terminally saccharine.
Must be why this was the only teddy bear with a bow tie and a sweater I could find.
...I put sweaters on teddy bears...
It's ok to put on the sweaters. It's okay to put on the bow ties. But not bow ties AND sweaters. That's overdoing it.
How about Hawaiian print shirts? That's still OK, right?
...My giant teddy will be very disappointed if he's made a fashion faux-pas. Besides, I only stole the shirt for him to stop my dad from wearing it in public. Another victory for good taste.
Will you learn from Tiger Wood's mistakes?
There's nothing wimpy about being a teddybear. Of course, I refer to 700-kilo full grown grizzly bears as "teddybears" so perhaps my perspective is a bit unusual. ;)