This is a piddly little poll on a lame Christian web site, and it only has a few votes — it'll be a pushover. Give 'em a thrill and more votes than they've ever had before.
Are you good enough to get to heaven?
I don't believe in heaven or hell
71.8%
No, but I put my trust in Jesus Christ who promises to take away my sins and give me His righteousness
15.4%
Yes, I fully measure up to God's standard and have kept all His commandments
12.8%
I'm good enough in my sight, so I think God will let me in
0%
No, who is good enough?
0%
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Yesterday was a very sad day in the hard rock/heavy metal community as Rainbow/Black Sabbath/Dio/Heaven & Hell vocalist Ronnie James Dio died at the age of 67.
When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. Sooooo, let's all get drunk and go to heaven!
- Brian O'Rourke
I'm going to start another new feature here, only because this subject fascinates me so much. It will be a series of posts on the subject of fringe religious groups, particularly those in the loonier groups of the religious right wing in the United States.