I cannot take you seriously if you own this

How about this: blank keys for blank minds?
http://www.daskeyboard.com/model-s-ultimate/
Or is that so you can apply a hand-written font?

This one lets you CHOOSE the cap fonts, and has a name that sounds like a Transformer(TM) or the punch-line to a Monty Python joke:
http://www.artlebedev.com/everything/optimus/

Or one that expresses its purpose explicitly?
http://www.pfusystems.com/hhkeyboard/hhkeyboard.html

Or one to render your computer virtually inacessible:
http://www.frogpad.com/FrogPad/Welcome.html

And one that is inadvertently bad:
http://www.goodexperience.com/tib/archives/2006/04/keyboard_button.html

(Hey, UI is one of my "things," and with all these links, I'll bet nobody ever sees this.)