It wouldn't be funny, really, unless it was in the Onion.
My favorite:
"Maybe Bush would pass the bill if, instead of research, the stem cells would be used for torture."
Ah the Onion. Irreverent to the last.
(Thanks to Kendra!)
More like this
Garlic on Onion.
At my mother's assisted living home, the staff helped my mom and other residents put in a small garden in the spring. Onions, featured in the planting, are now being enjoyed by all.
Dang. The Onion rebuts my prior comments.
By request, here's a reconstruction of the recipe for the lemon-chard soup we made with the rainbow chard from the g
i wonder how long it will take for some conservative knee jerker who's ignorant to the onion's existance to shout and proclaim, "See!? atheistic materialists are destroying our humanity and they relish it!"
i admit, i have a texas republican aunt and uncle who go to the same church as bush sr.. uncle became a quadrapaligic several years ago after an accident. they support stem cell research as it could help him. is this what it takes???