Gone are the days of endlessly searching for that miraculous toast-burn in the shape of Jesus' bewhiskered visage or the Virgin Mary's devoutly lop-sided head! Glory be to the Zuse, the immaculate conception of a toaster and a printer, which burns black and toast-colored pictures onto (you guessed it!) toast. Might I suggest the most recent bird, Nobel prize winner, or cephalopod as toastly art?
Cult leaders can now print up-lifting messages on their toast to serve with cold, delicious Kool-Aid.
Got a favorite political candidate? Make them the "TOAST" of Washington, DC!
I think this might take the place of instant messaging or phone messaging. The new, hip thing it 'toasting."
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The finest explanation I've read so far. In Margaret Atwood's post-climate-catastrophic novel Oryx and Crake. Snowman, a battered survivor is slowly losing his mind and memories.
"Hey, whatcha doin'?"
"Making breakfast."
"I don't know if you know this, but I like toast."
We've had Jesus, Mary, and a variety of others make their holy presence known on blessed pieces of toast. Now it looks as though we have a new sacred image:
If you go to Capital One's website and type in the appropriate login information, you'll see a "Welcome Matthew Springer" message and two accounts. One's a checking account and one's a money market account where I'm endeavoring to accumulate some savings.
Please. Don't anyone get Mark Foley one of these...
Last night I saw an image of the Flying Spaghetti Monster in my plate of spaghetti. Is this a miracle?
Praise pasta!
The Japanese have a toaster that burns Hello Kitty on toast. They also have one that burns a panda on your toast. This is better because you can personalize it!