Shamelessly ripped from an internal newsgroup (thanks to AY):
A Buddhist went up to the hotdog seller and said: "Make me one with everything". Anyway, he got his hotdog and after not receiving his change, he asked for it. "My friend," replied the vendor, "the change must come from within".
And if you don't like that...
And pulled from the comments:
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It's a Hot-Dog!
I'm sorry, it was too cute not to share.
If you are a meat eater, you probably appreciate the texture and flavor of a nice piece of loin, or a properly cooked pork chop, or a chicken breast that is moist and flavorful. But what is it about hot dogs that you appreciate? The pasty enigmatic texture?
My dad's a member of a yacht club in order to have sheltered jetty space for his motorboat. It's not a fancy affair, most of the boats being small and decades old. But many of them are sailboats, and for the past ten years the club has been organising family-oriented mini races in the evenings.
Well if that makes you giggle, how about
http://economistsview.typepad.com/economistsview/2008/12/frequentists-v…
"... I wish I understood better some of the foundational questions mentioned below. In the limit of infinite data will two Bayesians always agree, regardless of priors? Are exceptions contrived?..."
My favorite: Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.
Or this one, given William's academic credentials:
http://www.superpoop.com/120108/divisible-by-zero.jpg
I always like my variation of the old koan: Does a cow have Buddha-nature? Mu
hee hee (ok, so you pronounce it "mooo")
How about this: Top 15 unintentionally funny comic panels: http://www.yesbutnobutyes.com/archives/2007/03/top_15_unintent.html
(you may have already seen this - I forget where I found it)
What did the fish say when it swam into a wall?
Dam.