A koala?! No way I'd be a Koala. Nasty dirty lazy little things. Sure, they look cute, but they're not.
Nope; I'm happy to remain a noble ape.
Yrs
Snowflake
I agree. Koalas are way over rated. Grouchy, slothful, horribly noisy, with vicious claws, (and their sexual habits are literally brutal male dominance over the female, ie rape). Their only value is to bring in dollars from pie-eyed overseas tourists. But, shhh, don't tell them, we still like the cash.
A koala?! No way I'd be a Koala. Nasty dirty lazy little things. Sure, they look cute, but they're not.
Nope; I'm happy to remain a noble ape.
Yrs
Snowflake
I agree. Koalas are way over rated. Grouchy, slothful, horribly noisy, with vicious claws, (and their sexual habits are literally brutal male dominance over the female, ie rape). Their only value is to bring in dollars from pie-eyed overseas tourists. But, shhh, don't tell them, we still like the cash.