Clock Quotes
When nobody around you seems to measure up, it's time to check your yardstick. 
            - Bill Lemley
People learn something every day, and a lot of times it's that what they learned the day before was wrong. 
          - Bill Vaughan
Sometimes when I look at all my children, I say to myself,  Lillian, you should have stayed a virgin.  
        - Bessie Lillian Gordy Carter (1898-1983)
The good people sleep much better at night than the bad people. Of course, the bad people enjoy the waking hours much more.   
            - Woody Allen
The greatest lesson in life is to know that even fools are right sometimes. 
               - Winston Churchill
Cowards die many times before their deaths;
The valiant never taste of death but once. 
          - William Shakespeare
By the time a man notices that he is no longer young, his youth has long since left him. 
           - W. Somerset Maugham
Life is so much more meaningful if you take the time to hunt down and strangle twits who post blather to inappropriate newsgroups. 
           - Henry Spencer
The last time anybody made a list of the top hundred character attributes of New Yorkers, common sense snuck in at number 79. 
         - Douglas Noel Adams
If we think we regulate printing, thereby to rectify manners, we must regulate all regulations and pastimes, all that is delightful to man. 
          - John Milton
About the time we think we can make ends meet, somebody moves the ends. 
         - Herbert Clark Hoover
One of the misfortunes of our time is that in getting rid of false shame we have killed off so much real shame as well. 
   - Louis Kronenberger
Sometimes the child in one behaves a certain way and the rest of oneself follows behind, slowly shaking its head. 
          - James E. Shapiro
Gather ye rosebuds while ye may,
Old Times is still a-flying:
And this same flower that smiles today,
Tomorrow will be dying. 
        - Robert Herrick
