tuatara

Henry the Tuatara has recently knocked up one of his mates, Mildred, who's only 70-80 (scaaaandal!), in their museum enclosure/retirement complex at the Southland Museum on New Zealand's South Island. The couple now have a stack of 12 eggs. Ladies, a little known fact about Henry...My dentures are removable. Yup, you heard me right. Henry had shown little interest in reproduction since he arrived in the museum, a raucous young scamp of only 73. But after a recent bout of genital cancer was removed, he's back in the sack both figuratively and literally, and enjoying a healthy sex life with…