Expelled on DVD, straight from Mumbai!

According to a press release datelined from Mumbai, the crapfest Expelled will be distributed on DVD by Vivendi Entertainment, proud home of many classic films. If you want reruns of Swamp Thing or McHale's Navy, you always knew Vivendi Entertainment was the place to go. But did you know they've got such modern classics as:

LITTLE JJ'S ALMOST GROWN VARIETY SHOW

Almost Grown is a live variety/ sketch show hosted by Lil JJ, the star of Nickelodeon’s hit sitcom, “Just Jordan.” Almost Grown showcases Lil JJ’s comedy, acting, rapping and dancing talents. It also features show stopping performances by teen heartthrob Lil Tre, the precociously talented nNocent and the Almost Grown Dancers.

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BELLYDANCE WITH JILLINA CHOREOGRAPHY BOX SET
A three DVD box set that focuses on the Entrance, Lebanese Pop & The Drum Solo.

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BELLYDANCE SUPERSTARS UNVEILED: DOUBLE VEIL INSTRUCTIONAL WITH PETIT JAMILLA
Join Petite Jamilla in this instructional and highly sought after dvd which comprises of 10 signature veil movements, spinning techniques, combination movements, upper body workout warm up and a cool down to relax the mind, body and spirit.

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CAR BABES
After a half-ass attempt to find a job, recent college graduate Ford Davis (Ben Savage) lands himself the one job he never wanted – his dad’s used car dealership…the slacker hall of fame.

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Yes, Ben Stein and his merry bad of bullshit artists are in fine company.

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This track, called Design Coding by The Poetic Prophet, has just been uploaded on YouTube. I thought it was hilarious the first time I saw it, and it's still very amusing on the fourth viewing.

I'd be more than willing to bet the Indian version is a bootleg. Just another way to get hold of that woeful piece of crap without putting more money into the hands of the f****heads who made it.

Personally, I'm still waiting for "the Reefer Madness of the 21st Century" to hit the torrent sites..............

By themadlolscientist (not verified) on 03 Jul 2008 #permalink